Working Hard and Playing Harder

Ah, you caught me! What am I doing here downtown on a weekend? Well I needed to finish up a report and I wanted to get it done before Monday. Yes I am a bit of a workaholic! In fact if you want to keep up with me, this is probably the best way to do it. I find that a man with a strong work ethic to be extremely attractive. You know how they say that a man with a big shoe size is likely to be well-endowed? Well I have a theory that the same goes for a man who works real hard. Show me a man who works a 60+ hour work week and I’ll show you a man with a nice tool belt!

Want to come join me for a little overtime? It might just be worth the extra overtime pay! I might even give you a bonus. It isn’t a signing bonus but is performance based. Come into my office and I’ll tell you more.

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Cougar Chronicles...

 Usually when we think of COUGARS..off top Halle comes to mind.. not the other Mz. Berry (from Ray J fame) but.. I’d RAAAA.. ehh.. nevermind but..I was reading about a 41 year old teacher “sexting” her 15 year old student..This was in New Hampshire, so I don’t have to tell you the colour.. (pic is below) but follow me.. Many people will read about this but not respond uhhh.. urgently like say an R & B artist or Movie Director would do this to a young girl.. shouts to Kellz & Woody Allen.. well.. I dunno how I would respond if it was my son.. and maybe that would change as I get older and have a son but.. now.. I dunno how I would respond.. maybe.. throw em some condoms.. but she 41 and.. well.. i’ll be nice but.. CMON.. am I the only dude who feels this way.. well take a look at the alledged teacher.

THAT’S HER ——————> (YEA in my RAWSE VOICE)

She would text the lil dude and tell em all she wanted to do to em and even kissed hommie in the mouth..in the classroom.. and like TIGAH’s situation many other youths are coming out against her.

This lets me know somethings, the HS chicks are holding out and need to step they game up like the teacher or no one is going to prom.. or this bish gotta have it..guess toys aint enough.. but ehh.. (waiting on them to post the pics that she sent lil hommie) Not holdin my breath..still waiting on the HOOPZ sex tape.. but ehh.. Nonetheless.. take what you want from this post.. I got sidetracked watching “Get Rich or Die Tryin” shouts to Fif..

Check out the video.. song applies..

B.A.N. (get ya money tho mane) ———–>

BUT.. then again..NICKelodeon.. I SEES THE VISION..

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I Heart "Cougars"

I’m a young 20 year old walking this never ending yellow brick road to find the cougar of my dreams and fantasy. I hear the roars of a cougar from afar but like every other mythical creature in history she eludes me only catching a glimpse of her in the corner of my weary eyes. I’ve been on this journey since I was 18 years old thinking that I could easily catch her in arms, but it was only fairy tale that I told myself to stop from giving up. I heart cougars, but I guess the feeling is not mutual.

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Having a personal back-up singer will totally change your life

Like all non-monetary items you win in a late-night no-stakes poker game, I was skeptical at first. Wouldn’t you be if someone came over the top and re-raised with five-time Grammy award winner Michael McDonald? WTF, right? I mean, sure, I’ve won some strange things like wedding rings and the jock strap worn by Michael Jordan during his short-lived baseball career. But when it comes to a washed up singer songwriter who hasn’t been culturally relevant since the early 1990s, well, wouldn’t you be skeptical too?
Now you’re probably wondering why I didn’t muck the hand. I’ll tell you why. Because I wasn’t going to back down to one of Donny Packwood’s horseshit bluffs. And because I had a plan. So I called–and won.

As the proud new owner of Michael McDonald my first act of business was to use his booming baritone to remind Packwood of his recent lose. Even though I’m aware that there was no lyrical relevance to the situation, hearing McDonald sing “What A Fool Believes” all up in his face was, in the words of Mastercard, priceless.

The joy of owning McDonald quickly faded when his “celebrity” couldn’t me out of a DUI charge. (What good is a celebrity who isn’t above the law?) As if that failure wasn’t enough, upon returning home I stepped out of the bathroom to find him watching TV, in the nude – though it should be noted at first sight, I thought he was wearing a sweater. Needless to say, I didn’t sleep that night.

The next morning while belting out “My Way” in the shower, all my concerns faded away when I heard him accompanying me from the toilet. That’s when I hatched my next plan. Wherever I went, he would follow while singing backup. He had been a backup singer before, so he was cool with it. Plus, he hadn’t performed in front of an audience for a while so it was a chance to get back in the limelight. If you consider the harsh fluorescent lights of my office and the dingy glow of my local watering hole to be limelight. Regardless, I could now get away with saying all kinds of random, senseless shit because ole McD was going to follow it up with those smooth chops of his. So when I called our receptionist a ‘MILF’, she blushed instead of scowling at me like all the other times I’ve called her that. When my boss asked what I thought of a presentation he was about to give and I told him it was, ‘a giant festering turd’, he promoted me. You see where this is going.

As good as life was at work, my personal life was even better. Those classic pickup lines that used to result in a drink being thrown in my face now ended up as a threesome. I was even getting freebies at Burger King. Plus, we had worked out a deal where M-Dog (his new nickname) would play “Piano Man” a few times a night at select bars in exchange for free drinks. All in all, he was turning out to be quite the wingman/bro.

Until the karaoke incident. This S.O.B., who will happily provide backing vocals during a bowel movement, flat out refused to perform “Afternoon Delight”. Said it was beneath him. When I reminded him he would be performing in front of an audience, he mumbled something about a sound check then stormed off.

I got a call from Packwood the next day saying he found McDonald passed out naked on his couch. When I got there, he was bucket of tears and totally apologetic. Apparently that song triggers acid flashbacks from his Doobie Brothers days. After that we quickly made up and before Packwood could hand him his pants, the M-Dog was all up in his face singing “What A Fool Believes”.

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Hiya!

The weekend is finally here! I did have a short week this week, but sometimes those SEEM to take the longest! The weather has warmed up to acceptable temperatures again and I’m really hoping to get my big ass on the back of that bike for a little ride soon!

I know I have posted very much here lately, I’ve been super busy (yeah right, that’s what they ALWAYS say – lol – but it really is true!) – getting ready for the long weekend last weekend took up every minute I had to spare! Let me tell ya about the weekend though…I had a guest photographer that wanted to shoot me from New Smyrna Beach. I was headed to DeLand for the weekend anyways, so thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get it all done!

Went to the studio on Friday afternoon and spent about 8 hours with this guy! It was great time, he had a really nice studio and the pics are awesome. He also had all types of props, including a LIVE 8 or 9 foot boa constrictor! I’m not one to be all excited about snakes, that’s for sure, but he told me how great the pics would look……so I ended up laying down with a damn snake draped over my naked body! ACK! It did kind of take me a minute to get used to it, but it wasn’t as horrible as I imagined at all! AND the pics did turn out quite nicely I think! Saturday and Sunday – I met up with some other models at an old ranch house in DeLand that sat on 46 acres! It was great for outside shoots and of course, we just like hanging out and getting into mischief when we all get together! This was no different!

Monday – I spent the day moving furniture! No, I’m not moving but one of my kids moved out of the house. As a mom, it makes me kinda sad but as a woman that likes to play and have fun and ACT like a 25-year-old, it makes me happy! lol This was the first kid, I still have one more at home so not completely free…..yet!

Plans for this weekend….well I don’t have anything at all set in stone! Which is really nice actually! I’m hoping to visit my favorite bartender, ride the motorcycle, sleep in, and have lots of SEX! If all of that happens, I’m gonna be a happy girl!!

Oh, here’s the plug – almost forgot, I swear I just blather on and on! I really need to figure out these video blogs quickly – then you can hear me ramble instead of just reading it! LOL Anyway….back to the plug – I would really really really appreciate if you could keep voting for me HERE! Last I checked, I was in 2nd place and I would be thrilled to no end to get 2nd place! You can vote every 1/2 hour, so while you’re watching the games this weekend, just remember every quarter or so – go vote for your favorite curvy blonde! Thanks so much!! Well, look at that – I’ve successfully wasted enough time writing this blog that it is just about time for my weekend to start…oh darn! lmao Sooo, guess it is time to get this party started!

Be sure to follow me on Twitter – I try to keep ya in the loop of what trouble I’m getting up to! Including posting pics of me doing all kinds of silly things!

Kisses, Licks, Bangs, and Blows!

Kristine

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volunteer coach at Seneca Valley High (Germantown) arrested on volunteer sex charges

Jennifer Glad, volunteer (MCP mugshot)

A 24-year-old woman who was a volunteer assistant coach of the boys’ basketball team at Seneca Valley High School in Montgomery County has been arrested and charged with sexual abuse of a 15-year-old male student, county police said Friday night.

Police said Jennifer M. Glad of Ferry Landing Circle in Germantown was charged with four counts of sexual abuse of a minor and four counts of a third-degree sexual offense.

At an alumni website, Glad is listed as having a location of Myrtle Beach, SC and working for CBS, studying to be a news anchor.

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Annette Schwartz And Naomi Get There Asses Plowed!

Annette Schwartz and Naomi get in to some pretty deep anal action with Manuel Ferrara in this hardcore Photo Set!

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LOREN discuses Mindanao Conflict

The Mindanao Conflict
Our focus on politics should not blind us to the continuing conflict in Mindanao which, according to reports, is now causing more displaced persons in the Philippines than anywhere else in the world. The government should concentrate on resolving the conflict with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front in order to stop the long-lasting human tragedy in that island of promise.
We should not depend solely on the good offices of our country’s neighbors like Malaysia and Indonesia to end the war. The government must itself initiate the resumption of peace talks with the MILF in order to convince our neighbors that it is sincere in achieving peace. Without sincerity on both sides, the Organization of Islamic Conference, and Islamic countries like Malaysia and Indonesia, might think it futile to help in the negotiations.
LOREN LEGARDA

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The wrong animal!

eong animal”
A cougar is just a big cat on the hunt. Some say that I must embrace this new name for my role in the relationship. The internet slang dictionary says that a cougar is:

– from the internet –
Question: What is a cougar?
The short answer: A cougar is an older woman who is primarily attracted to and has sex with with significantly younger men.
Answer: The most commonly-accepted definition of a cougar is a woman 40 years of age or older who exclusively pursues very young men. The onset of the cougar
years is hotly debated. Some feel that a cougar can be as young as 35, but women of this age would not be viewed as cougars unless their sexual conquests
were no older than 25; the ten-year age difference seems to be an unspoken but accepted minimum between partners.
Typically, cougars prey upon men almost young enough to be their sons. Thus fortysomething cougars would be attracted to men in their 20s, and fiftysomething
cougars would pursue men in their 30s and so on. Some cougars are less interested in a relationship than a sexual conquest, perhaps enjoying the fact that
they are physically appealing to men who are considered to be in the prime of their virility.
A cougar may be married or unmarried, and some even go after their daughters’ boyfriends. [HOW DISGUSTING --- NEVER!!!]
Although the term ‘cougar’ comes from the big-game predatory cat of the same name, the cougar connection also may allude to the wearing of animal print
clothing by older and more sexually aggressive women.
An early example of the cougar phenomenom was seen in the groundbreaking film The Graduate, in which middle-aged Mrs. Robinson (Ann Bancroft) seduces fresh-out-of-college
Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman).
Real-life cougar relationships include Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher (15 years), Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins (12 years), and Barbara Hershey and Naveen
Andrews (21 years).

[Some negative responses to Cougars]
1. Cougars are pitiful
I think older women who are cougars have always been little sluts since high school. They have been drinkers, smokers, etc. and their emotional intelligence
and age is linked to of how old they were when they took that first drink. An older woman who messes with a male young enough to be her son is disgusting.
They can ruin young men forever. No matter how thin and physically attractive these so-called classy, sophisticated cougars try to be, the fact is they’re
still old. A woman with self-respect, morals, and principles would not act this way under any circumstances. 2. Cougars have sex with younger males to prove
they’re still sexy and still have what it takes. They don’t want to be with a man their own age or older who has erectile dysfunction as this makes them
feel unsexy – mot sexy enough for the older male to get it up straightaway – whereas a young man just thinks sex and has an immediate hard-on. Cougars
are selfish, calculating people who like to destroy relationships.
—Guest Sharri
3. To all the old cougars out there trying so hard to prove their point that society is in favour of older women/baby man relationships, it is time to come
out of your dreamworld and face the music. Admit it, it is all about the sex, never mind the personality, optimism and all that bull. Other women, especially
younger ones are laughing at you. A man at any age will spoil a woman in order to get sex….young baby men know it is easier and less expensive to seduce
an older woman, A young baby man knows he will be spoiled and will receive lots of gifts from an older woman. Older women know that a man who is their
same age or older can and will get young females age 20+ and that is why the male pool is less and you have to trap yourselves a baby man. Older women
(cougars) are not saintly. They have been around the block a few times and once they have tried/tasted/seen how easy it is to get baby men to have sex
with, they will have many (beware sexually transmitted diseases).
—Guest Denise
4. Cougars are wanton women in disguise. They are now divorced because of their infidelities of the past and now they want to live it up as if it was the ex-husband’s
fault. They are showing off by getting these young men. There is no lasting relationship that’s going to happen and lead to marriage. It’s basthe ically a
waste of time. The seductress only wants to satisfy herself, instead of waiting until the right man comes along because we all want to grow old with a
loving partner. Each year they play, they grow older and their chances of having a relationship is nil. When an older man comes along and hears via the
grapevine that his woman has dated younger men, he’ll be disgusted due to the social stigma attached. He’ll know that you are easy and must have had many,
many sexual partners down the line. He won’t trust you as he’ll think you’ll continue with this lifestyle and are not marriage material. Good luck to all
you cougars when you find yourself alone in an old age home!
—Guest Chantel

OK, that is enough.
1st, although I did try dating after my marriage had ended, I have not done so in more than 13+ years. My husband left because he wanted to be single. He was unfaithful. Imran and I did not even broach the subject of sex until we started talking about women’s issues. And, then, it was not in a personal way.
Me: “I just read a book on Female circumcision, is it really connected to Islam?” … … (I know the answer)
me: “what is this two men or four women who have to witness a rape? Can’t they just believe the woman, come on, what does she have to gain, especially in an Asian society like Pakistan” … … …
Imran: “I was sitting around with a group of guys and girls and they started talking about sex. One girl even admitted that she hated to (and was not currently) wearing a bra — do all american girls talk that freely and it sounds like she was trying to suggest that someone verify that statement.”… … …
Believe me: the issue is not about sex… … ahem, not that I won’t fully enjoy that part of my marriage, but, the possibility of a 20-something yo sex partner did not enter into my decision to have a relationship with him. I am not and have not been (by American standards) promiscuous. I don’t need his constant sexual desires to validate me as a woman.
And, if the truth be known, he pursued me, so I can’t say that I was “on the hunt.”

So, I analyze and evaluate what makes me interested in this guy.
Am I just misunderstood?
Does any of these comments have a point?
Of course, they do.
But, that is a stereotype and not my life.
It just happened that we, he and I, fell in love.
We shared some of the same interests.
We forged an emotional bond.
And, in the end, we can both see ourselves enjoying a normal married life with each other.
We have talked lots about
“power” because it is present in the age gap relationships, Muslim/Christian relationships and intercultural relationships.
But, this cougar thing is just rediculous and actually has no basis past stereotypes.
Now, I must admit here,
For Rebekah’s sake,
I did chastize her for dating someone who was 61 and she is 30.
I have apologized. While they might be stereotypical in their age-gap relationship, I should not have assumed these stereotypes.
Way to shame me into remembering that any stereotypes are not good to hold!
And, I have examined myself and Imran and know that any similarities to these stereotypes are do to our individual personality and they will not rule our relationship.

Ok, now I will admit that I am a bit sensitive about this whole age thing and was not even sure if I even wanted to blog it!
I don’t like the to be associated with such stereotypes.
From Betty Mahmoody to Mrs. Robinson — it is just a bit too tiring for me.
But, maybe someone else won’t feel alone because I have admitted it — and am not reveling in said situation because somehow I would fit some sort of stereotypes. All of these things do make our relationship much more challenging and sometimes I just want to bury tThhem all and enjoy all of the good. But, it is what it is and we can’t change it.

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Milf Lessons – Breanna Beach

Her tits are what really stood out for me. Love how perky they are in the blue outfit..Caught my attention immediately.

 

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Kate Gosselin’s New Hairstyle and Body Language Image- “Pretty Is as Pretty Does”

After analyzing several recent photos of Kate Gosselin’s body language with her new image makeover, initially, she appeared a bit awkward in getting used to her new look. But I must say in all fairness that would happen to anyone and personally, I think she looks fantastic with the long hair.  It makes her look softer and less harsh. It showcases her pretty face. Hopefully, her behavior will begin to match her new attractive look and become more attractive as well.  I hope that TLC, who has taken her under their wing, to do  whatever they can to make her new show a success and not lose any more money, will invest as much time in  giving her an inner makeover to go along with her outer makeover.

TLC’s DATNG REALITY SHOW TO FIND KATE A NEW MAN

From what I gather, TLC  may do  a dating type show with Kate  to  find her a new man. It will NEVER work in my view, no matter how many hair extensions they put into her head, if  her inside isn’t made over like her outside

No man would ever want a woman who emasculates him, chastises him, or treats him  like another one of her children. You can argue that she may have only acted like that with Jon. But if you believe in what Freud used to say, “what we don’t resolve we repeat,” she is destined for failure if she repeats her past.

Kate obviously has some unresolved anger and entitlement issues, among other issues that need to be resolved before she gets involved with any new man.  We have all seen it up close and personal over the past few years.

TURN ON/ TURN OFF

I don’t think that her  having  8 kids would be the turn off to a man. After all, those kids, from what we have seen are her biggest asset. While a man may be turned on to Kate’s new look, after spending time any  with her I have no doubt  any man  would get turned off by her behavior – the narcissism and the selfishness.

There are  even specific male female personality combinations, who if they get involved with one another, can be LETHAL, I discuss this in my upcoming book, TOXIC MEN- Identify, Deal With and Heal From Men Who Make Your Life Miserable, from Adam’s Media, which will be out later this year.

One such combination is the Control Freak with the Passive Aggressor. We have all seen this combination lay out with Control Freak Kate and Passive Aggressor Jon. We have all seen how it became LETHAL to the point that their actions showed that they BOTH “despised” one another.

CLEAN UP YOUR OWN ACT BEFORE YOU GET INVOLVED WITH ANY NEW MAN

A new “reality” show that doesn’t address the reality of what Kate’s role was in the demise of her marriage is not worth watching in my opinion. Unless the show get;s to the core of her issues, it will be like putting a dress or lipstick on a pig. It is still a pig.

If Kate fans and viewers have any high hopes for Kate succeeding in any relationship with  man, they first  to see her do a transformation on her inner self as well as her outer self. Now that would be a great show that I would like to see. Anything less than that is a waste of  time. Seeing men come and go like the Bachelor or Bachelorette  would be ridiculous. Of course at the end they would manage to get the kids approval so that would no doubt  be TLC’s excuse for getting them on camera once again.

I have no doubt that of it came to that, Jon would have his say and not allow that to happen, They played hard ball with him and he will do the same. Meanwhile, as a sidebar if what police are saying- that Jon staged the Haley incident with her ransacking his home, Jon is in serious need of help. If he has filed a false report as a publicity stunt and acted in true Knute the Bear form, Jon and Kate’s 8 may be having to visit their daddy in jail.

CLEAN SLATE KATE

If she  Kate  truly   committed to starting over and being “Clean  Slate Kate”, as she stated, she needs to clean out her old slate first.

She can’t not address it or ignore it as she has done in the past.  She needs to face her demons head on.  This is essential if TLC is serious about doing a reality show and not some phony superficial time, mindless, wasting show. A great reality show is about a woman with a dirty slate who is ill equipped emotionally, transforms into having a clean slate where she becomes emotionally equipped to deal with all situations in her life, besides using ANGER!.

KATE MUST TAKE A MICROSCOPIC  LOOK AT HER PAST TO CHANGE HER FUTURE

I believe she needs to understand exactly why her former marriage broke up and what her role was in it. She needs to know that although Jon has certainly not behaved well and continues to not behave well,  and in my opining is seriously flawed,  I feel that Kate’s abuse towards him  for all those years had a lot to do with his going over the deep end. After all, how much abuse can you take on a daily basis and have it not affect you? Kate needs to admit this and be held accountable for  her TOXIC behavior towards him. Her egregious behavior in the toy store and horrific behavior towards him in the travel store is forever etched in my mind.

Unless Kate learns what her role was in the Jon Kate mess, she will, like millions of others, continue to make  mistake after mistake.  I believe she needs to be re- educated in terms of how treat other and learn better  communication skills other than SARCASM, ANGER, AND ME ME ME TALK. Her former non- communicative  mantra when things are uncomfortable  “I don’t wan’t to talk about it” just won’t cut in any  new relationship, let alone any new  makeover. She has to learn how to speak to others where she isn’t the central focus. And most of all she has to clean out her inner demons.

SEX APPEAL IN NOT ONLY IN YOUR HAIRSTYLE- IT IS YOUR COMMUNICATION  AND  BODY LANGUAGE

Obviously the long hair makeover was designed to give Kate more sex appeal. But there is nothing sexually appealing about  a long haired bitch. Kate does seem awkward in terms of her body language with regard to her new image but that is understandable.  She needs to change up her posture, her movements, and most of all that nasty facial expression complete with sarcastic raised eyebrow .

The long hair is only a small part of a sexy look. Without the rest- body language and facial language and voice pattern reflecting the inner change, as I said earlier, she would be nothing more than a bitch in hair extensions like a pig with lipstick.

And TLC needs to stop any campaign to call her a MILF. A MILF stands for Mother Is Love to F_ ck! That is not the image Kate’s kids need to hear about their mom.

FIRST STEP  KATE NEEDS TO TAKE TOWARDS A  NEW INNER IMAGE MAKEOVER

Before Kate finds any new man, she needs to first make peace with her parents, her immediate family and with herself. That is the only show I would like to see instead of witnessing her TOXIC behavior towards any new man.  www.drlillianglass.com

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